Now if It Were a Anal Sex Tape from His Gay Porn Collection, I'd Say You're Back to "Likes You-Likes You"

What does it mean when a man shows an anal sex video on the first date?

My husband's co-worker, Mary, is 39 and anxious to get married and have kids. She recently accepted an invitation from Tom to have dinner at his house. He was grilling outside and 'for her pleasure' popped in an X-rated video that concentrated on oral sex. When Tom returned, he sat down with her and watched the tape. Whwn she finally got up enough nerve to complain about the tape, he unwrapped a brand new tape of the anal sex variety. She felt very uncomfortable but said nothing. The rest of the evening was anti-climactic, and they shook hands good night....

How would you interpret his actions?"

Okay, first, was he in the video? Think hard, now, because your answer's important.

No, I guess it isn't.

Everyone knows Oral Sex tape on the First Date means, "He likes you-likes you," which is an open category, with almost an infinite number of interpretations as to what it means. If he'd only shown you that, I'd say proceed with caution, but definitely hang around to see what develops.

But anal sex tape? on the first date? There's no misunderstanding that: That's love, honey, and it's time to boat that bass.

Get on it.

P.S.

And before you ask, yes, it is true. The first anniversary is the Lube Anniversary.