"Yes, Moma. I'll Be Good"

For her 5th birthday, Jodi received a handmade 'Just Like Me' doll and a warning:

Look, kid, we can stitch up a big boned replacement for you anytime we like. Do you want this doll to sleep in your Holly Hobby bed and eat your pudding pops while you waste away in a smelly orphanage run by some bargain Mrs. Hannigan knockoff? Yeah, we didn't think so. Then we all agree. The poopie pants problem and the booger eating stop NOW. And no more licking the cat either."

Yep, there was a Biff doll. Nope, I haven't pinched a proper loaf since leaving Toddlerhood. Thanks for your inquiries.