And Then, He'll End It All by Throwing Himself under the Bald Tires of the First El Camino that Sputters by Their Dirt Road

Ah, yes. Yet another story which tells the tales of the trials and tribulations of being new parents, yet these are unique because neither of the parents are ever with the new baby. Either Britney's mother is taking care of the baby, or the nanny is taking care of the baby. Britney is busy feeling sorry for herself and shopping, and Kevin is out getting high, smoking, drinking and spending Britney's money. So pretty much nothing has changed since before they had the baby except they both got uglier. Sean Preston is going to be the first infant runaway. He won't even leave a note. He'll put a do rag on over his little cornrows, pack up his onesies, diapers and carton of Newports and crawl away one day. And as he reaches the end of the driveway he'll look back and raise his tiny middle finger saying, 'Peace out, bitches.', 'cause his parents done raised him right, y'all.

And once again, I'm reminded of home.

Peace out, bitches.