Flak Magazine: The Lyrics to "Everybody Have Fun Tonight,"

Deep in the world tonight / Our hearts beat safe and sound
I'll hold you so close / Just let yourself go down

Go down where exactly? Down to where your penis happens to be? Don't play innocent. You can 'go down' to the store, or 'go down' to the Carolinas, but when you 'let yourself go down,' you're either losing a boxing match or smoking pole.

So that's how you chung a wang. Good to know.

And, surprisingly, no, fellatio doesn't make that song any better.