To Paraphrase Bill Clinton*: “I Do Not Have a Small Penis. You [Paula Jones] Have a Big Mouth”

In Hung, Vibefounder and Spin columnist Scott Poulson-Bryant confronts the roles black men play in today's pop culture by taking on the myth of penis size. The author traces his obsession back to the time he slept with his first white girl, in college. When she told him she thought he'd be bigger because he was black, he responded, “So did I.”

So did I. Shit. I said that out loud, didn't I? I meant to say, “Never been there, never done that.”

Whew. Good save, Biff. Shit. I did it again.

*Phil Hartman doing Bill Clinton, actually