Random Chuck Norris Fact: Top Thirty Facts

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

These Chuck Norris Fact are making the rounds. If you're in an office, they'll be in your Inbox shortly.

If you'd like more, visit Writer's Blog. He's got a somewhat different set of facts and a fab-bulous picture of the man himself in a leotard, which makes me question all of the facts published about him.

Fact: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris like a rented mule, and had him blubbering like a broken man. Bruce died under mysterious circumstances shortly afterwards. Make of that what you will.