Tuesday, January 17, 2006

And I Thought I Had It Bad

Fuk King Kwok was waiting for his driver's license to be printed when his name was called and a chuckling Illinois secretary of state employee offered some advice.

'She [said] this is a dangerous name,' the Chinese immigrant recalled. 'She [said] the name translated is not so good, maybe I should change [it]. The word I hear is not so good.'

...Last month in Cook County Circuit Court -- three years after that clerk offered the advice -- Fuk King Kwok changed his name.

He's now Andy Kwok.


Are you fucking kidding me?! He kept the "Kwok"?!

1 Comments:

Blogger Circa Bellum said...

yeah, but I'm still scratching my head over why Mary Jo Porn would want to revert to her maiden name. I mean, she obviously only married him to have his awesome last name...

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