From Yankee Pot Roast: "Edgar Allen Poe Tells 'The Aristocrats'"

. . .Then they all arose, and took off all their clothes
And got down in a circle on the floor
There they did it every way, Pa getting most the play
Switching off with no delay; with his wang he did explore
Male or female, there’s no difference; every hole he all explored
Forgetting not his son nor good Lenore.

When dad was with another, well, the rest they did each other,
Boy and dog played with each other upon the floor
And Mom picked up the girl; gave her a little twirl,
And used a strap-on to rock her world; and yet there was some more
The show was not yet over, there was one performance more
Though, from the size of Dad it’s a wonder they all weren’t sore

Quote Biff: Please, N'more.