Well, Well, Well, Look Who's Wearing His Fancy Pants Today. No, It's Not Lord Faultleroy. But You're Close

Ben Curtis, the federal prosecutor handling Finnerty's Washington case, would not comment on whether he will ask D.C. Superior Court Judge John H. Bayly Jr. to revoke the agreement.

'Unlike prosecutors down in North Carolina, we don't comment on pending cases,' Curtis said.

Mr. Curtis, if this is a ploy to get the state of North Carolina to send you one of its Department of Justice WWMD (What Would Matlock Do?) rubber bracelets, well played, sir. It's in the mail.

Since you're given to dismissing convictions against homophobes once they've done 25 hours of community service, you probably need it.

Hmm, let me make some calls, see if I can't get that shipped over-night.