It's called recycling, Britain. Come on! Get with the program.
A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.
Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.
She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”
What, Uta?! Did his testicles never do you a solid over the years?
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I must say it beats chopping off his head...uh..his other head.
Um, don't they have dildos in England, I mean, besides Tony Blair?
Prince Charles.
Prince Phillip?
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