Tuesday, September 12, 2006

It's called recycling, Britain. Come on! Get with the program.

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”


What, Uta?! Did his testicles never do you a solid over the years?

4 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

I must say it beats chopping off his head...uh..his other head.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Um, don't they have dildos in England, I mean, besides Tony Blair?

5:36 PM  
Blogger reenee said...

Prince Charles.

6:05 PM  
Blogger LeeSee said...

Prince Phillip?

6:59 PM  

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