In Texas, "You Can Put Anything Up Your Butt as Long as It Isn't a Penis"
Molly Ivins: In the 1970s, when the legislature re-wrote the sodomy laws, they outlawed almost everything anybody could think of and quite a few I'd never heard of before. And just before they were about to move the third and final reading, Rep. Renal Rosson from Snyder leaped to his feet and said, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We forgot mouth-to-anus with chickens!"
-- from The Dildo Diaries
P.S. Beware: This is a long clip, and it that includes a reference to a legislator as a "Bible-thumping dwarf." You've been warned.
posted by Biff Loman at 1:17 PM
4 Comments:
Dildos, harnesses and strap-ons oh my!
We're not in Kansas and we can't be in Texas, we must be in the great state of denial.
Although completely wrong-headed, I like the environment they've created. There's just something about going into a sex shop and saying, "I'm an educator, here to pick up some school supplies to use with my model, who's been a very naughty girl, indeed" that I like. It's probably because I'm one of 'em pree-verts, she was referring to.
Biff, I'll meet you at the nearest Hustler Store before Christmas. I've been meaning to stock up for the holidays.
This Christmas just keeps getting better and better.
And if you need a guy to model or test drive any products you interested in purchasing for the man in your life, feel free to ask. I won't mind at all. I mean, it is the season of giving.
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