Fow Wins in a Landslide

Legislative District No. 43 Senator

Martin Fow (Unaffiliated): Many candidates claim to be "outsiders," but Martin Fow is the real deal. When we contacted him yesterday afternoon, he was unable to name two of the three branches of government, thought Vince Vaughn was the current vice president, and was unaware that he was a candidate for this position. His opponent, meanwhile, is an accomplished legislator with years of experience and accumulated wisdom—just the kind of fat-cat Beltway insider that needs to be shown the door! Vote Martin Fow for Legislative District No. 43 Senator.

It's funny, sadly, because it's true.