Sunday, November 05, 2006

"And the Award for Most Original Costume Goes To . . . "


If your penis turns green, your first response isn't "Hey, great! Now, I have a costume for Halloween!" It's "Hmm, I should probably have that looked at."

Yes, "Hey, great! Now, I have a costume for Halloween!" can be your second response. No, you don't have to have it looked at today. (What are you, a girl?) Yes, it has to be looked at by a doctor: Your drinking buddies don't count.

Thanks.

This has been another public service announcement by Biff Loman, the Society of Biffs, and The Truth* Network. Have a nice day.

1 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

As always Biff, we remain grateful for your timely and informative PSAs.
What ever would we do without you?

2:14 PM  

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