This Cannot End Well
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. . . .
She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
And it's every girlfriend's fear that Mike Tyson will go for her clitoris like he went for Evander Holyfield's ear.
Ladies, wear a cup.
posted by Biff Loman at 12:30 AM
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Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
This knucklehead more than likely has no idea how to please a woman. He consistently acts like a moron, so chances are good that he is.
I sure hope there's an Orgasms for Dummies book out there for him to read.
Okay, I hope there are Orgasms for Dummies flash cards out there for him to use, maybe, a coloring book.
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