"Why, You're Not the Usual Planet on the Brink of Geo-political Disaster" Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow
The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. . . .
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.
I hope that it doesn't come to self-love, that I can rope (handcuff, whatever) someone else into leaving me panting and sweaty, but I'll do what I have to. In the event that I am not Master of My Domain on December 23, forgive me. And remember, I'm killing the kitten for World Peace.
Don't judge.
posted by Biff Loman at 4:53 PM
2 Comments:
I like this. I'm marking my calendar just in case I'm free on the 22nd. . . especially since I missed the
event in London that I wrote about this past August.
This is simple. I can do this.
The masturbate-a-thon, though, that made masturbation seem like work, and that ruined it for me. What can I say? When it comes to pumping the chubby, I'm a purist: naughty and fun and euphoric -- no work whistles, no time schedules, no mass production -- just a boy and his hand.
But I love that picture you included with your article.
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