At First Glance, I Thought They Were Hershey's Kisses
pee & poo plush dolls
emma megitt
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even we do do it! Here’s the new #1 and #2 toy for your toddler. The pee & poo set makes a fun, light-hearted tool for introducing your child to potty training (SSSH. It even makes a great gift for hard-to-please adults.) These cuddly little stuffed dolls are covered with a washable plush cotton surface.
And don't miss their other toys -- Semen and Smegma -- for your Teens. Order now while supplies last.
posted by Biff Loman at 3:35 PM
7 Comments:
(SSSH. It even makes a great gift for hard-to-please adults.)
Keep looking in your mailbox. I'd say more, but I don't want to ruin the surprise.
And I'm sending you a big, chiseled lunkhead, blessed in a way that would make Rex the Wonder Horse envious, his Junk wrapped in a Huge, Gift Box, ready to do your bidding, pleasure you anyway you want, as often as you desire. And then, he'll paint your house and detail your car. Just have him back to the agency by New Year's. I hope that doesn't ruin the surprise.
No, wait. It's Leesee that likes them big and stupid.
Okay, when the lunk gets there, just pass him off to Leesee. And don't let on that it's a hand-me-down.
Hmm, don't worry. I'll get you something just as good, that you'll absolutely love.
You like anatomically correct sock puppets, right? Never mind. The less I say, the bigger the surprise. Forget I brought it up.
Actually, big and stupid is okay, as long as he's mute too.
ball-gagged, it is.
Man, you're easy to shop for.
Oh. My. God! My Christmas dreams are about to come true, a big and stupid man, ball gagged!
Yes! There is a Santa.
Yes, there is: Santa Biff, who never misses the stocking of a naughty woman, never, ever.
. . . Santa Biff, who never misses the stocking of a naughty woman, never, ever.
This is the best news ever! Just remember, when you head south, my house is on the corner with the brand new picket fence.
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