Had He Lived in America a Little Longer, He Would've Known This Was a Bad Idea
Husband thinking he's leaving a note card on a gift for his lover: I want it to say, "Dear Nykki, Thank you for showing me the ways of American love. You are my favorite Buddha call."
Wife (so not Nykki): Who is Nykki?
Listen to a marriage disintegrate before your disbelieving ears.
Bottom line: Happiness lies in the mouth.
posted by Biff Loman at 3:39 PM
2 Comments:
This was so hilarious and pathetic all at once.
She says: he is acting very American, and not in a good way.
He says: American women use the mouth.
I'm still laughing.
Thanks Biff.
This was hilarious. The fact he's trying to figure our how his wife busted him is just too good.
I almost felt sorry for him until he started to defend himself by offering examples of how Americans "use the mouth", then I decided: "fuck him and feed him beans".
The wife will get some mileage out of this I guarantee it.
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