Finally, There's a Hot Tub Scene More Frightening than the One with Kathy Bates in About Schmidt

A Central Florida woman is accused of luring three young boys into a hot tub while naked and then having a sexual encounter while her husband, who is an Osceola County Fire Department battalion chief, watched, according to a Local 6 News report.

Investigators said Maryann Long, 44, allegedly lured the boys into her Illinois Avenue home in St. Cloud, Fla., with husband and fire chief William Long.

I'm willing to bet that their Illinois Avenue home turns out to be a gingerbread house, complete with gumdrop doorknobs and cream cheese icing shingles. Further, I'll bet, her hot tub turns out to be cauldron, and she wasn't assaulting the boys so much as tenderizing them. Her husband, fire chief William Long? Flying monkey. The boys were lured to the house by the Christmas-y smell; got doped up on her enchanted pastries; and were braising in her kinder-pot, when the police saw the monkey flying above the house, masturbating and flinging poo, and decided to investigate. That's got to be what really happened. Otherwise, this doesn't make sense.

Lured to her house on the promise of freaky sex while her husband watches? Please.