We Don't Write Nuttin' around Here What Ain't Thought and Typed with Union Labor. Fuck Me? No, Fuck You, Asshole!

Hey, on your way to work tomorrow, instead of sitting around with your finger up your ass, look around. There's a union out there called AFSCME, and they're bustin' their balls for you, doing all the shit work you take for granted.

For example, we pick up your fuckin' garbage. We got broads out there who keep your kids from getting run over by some hard-on. We plug in the holes in the road, so that you don't fuck up your car. And we push around a lot of little old ladies from Florida.

We're out there zapping rats and roaches and making sure your kids don't drink piss from the fuckin' water fountains.

We're fuckin' AFSCME: the Amalgamated F-Federalization . . . . Hey, I don't know what the fuck it means. All I know is we're hardworking, taxpaying people like you. And we don't take shit from nobody.

You got that asshole?

Yeah, I got that, tough guy.