“You Had Me at Spank. You Had Me at Spank”

Wii: Hello. I'm a Wii.
PS3: And I am a Playstation 3.

Wii: I like go-carts. Vroom, vroom!
PS3: My interests are World War II combat, Karaoke, and tackle football.

Wii: I'm just as cute as a button. *giggle*
PS3: Well, I'm educated and worldly, but if you're just looking to have a good time, good luck on figuring out which buttons of mine to push. And, by the way, my vibrating features have been disabled.

Wii: All you have to do is just touch me, and you'll have the time of your life.
PS3: But I'm multilayered, well-rounded for multi-players, and ready to rule your life with all my multi-applications [*Wii spanks herself*] and multi-ambitions. I am large and in-charge.

Wii: I'm just peppy.
PS3: Yeah, well, people know I mean business by how expensive I am. Good things cost good money.

Wii: I'm cheap. And fun. *giggle*

I'm sold. Wii, please.