Actually, They Learned that Trick from Bert and Ernie

This happens all the time in my office. Someone will bend over, and the rest of us, for giggles, will blow feather-tipped party favors into their little bottoms until they beg us to stop. It's a hoot.

Don't believe me? Try it tomorrow. Bend over at work, and yell, "Tinky Winky me!" You'll probably end up with a raise.

But be warned: This doesn't work nearly as well with strangers at the bus stop.