Thursday, April 05, 2007

Yes, It's True. They Were.


BatQuotes

Batman (during a bat-climb): "Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope."
Robin: "Sorry, Batman."

Robin: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Batman: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Robin: "Not at all?"
Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?"
Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."

Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into."

Robin: "Venus seemed like a nice girl in that costume."
Batman: "I suspect she is a nice girl down deep, but she's fallen in with bad companions. And who knows what her home life was like."

Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin."


Robin, about Catwoman
: "Do you think she'll kill Batgirl?"
Batman: "Or worse, Robin. Or worse."

By "worse," I'm guessing he means, she'll ruin her for all men. That would be awful -- unless there were video.

2 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

Biff, you've made our world so much brighter by bringing so many interesting, and yes, even necessary, sites to our attention.
How can we ever show our gratitude?

11:10 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

You wouldn't happen to have a black, wet leather, body-hugging jumpsuit, matching high-heeled, thigh-high boots, a riding crop, and some chocolate body paint, would you? Oh, and gadgets, lots and lots of gadgets. Because. . .

No, most of the things I'm thinking of are, either, illegal or likely to leave me blushing in the Emergency Room.

Your kind comments are thanks enough.

2:09 PM  

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