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I am a leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.
Okay, but only if I can be first. Nobody likes sloppy 39,999nths.
Kidding: I do. I totally do.
posted by Biff Loman at 5:46 PM
2 Comments:
I hear some flights are rather cheap. If you don't mind sitting on the wing, some are only $750 to fly to London. From there it's a short hop to Belgium.
Nope, my next trip is to Paris. If she can't come to Seattle, I'll just take my chances in France.
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