All of a Sudden, I Feel Dirty — You Know — Down There

So, what makes a Washlet better?

In a word? Water.

Water cleans you better and more thoroughly than any other way. And that includes this stuff. Think about it: When we wash our bodies, we use water. We wash our hands, our hair, our faces with water. We, humans, love water. And nothing cleans, revitalizes, and refreshes us better. When it comes to personal hygiene, paper tends to distribute the problem.

With Washlet, water just rinses it away. Washlet does its amazing work with clean, pure water — straight from your home's clean-water supply. It's a happier clean, a more hygienic clean, and a hands-free clean. Think about it: Hands liberated from their usual chores, now free for crossword puzzles, phone calls, and shadow puppets. Nice.

So how exactly does Washlet use water to do what it does?

Let's take a closer look.

Oh, let's not and say we did. There's only so much happy ass I can take.