Don't Be Coy. You Know What that Is

For many women life, nowadays, is dominated by having fun, being yourself, and taking good care of you. A satisfied sex life is a very important part of this and the Celebrator offers you the possibility to enjoy this to the maximum!

By turning your toothbrush into a vibrator.

At first, I thought, are there really a ton of women out there who, while in the bathroom are ravaged by the desire to rub one out, feel retrieving their vibrators from another room would kill the mood? If there aren't, is there a market for this? No, there probably isn't.

Then, I realized there are probably a lot of women who have had a TSA representative pull their vibrators out of their carry-on luggage, because it looked suspicious on the X-Ray, or had one see a Rabbit in checked baggage and, confronted with the choice of purchasing one herself and lifting one for free, listened to the sound of opportunity buzzing, and lifted it, leaving our traveler in the lurch. Those women can probably appreciate a stealth device like this.

If you're one of those women, remember just because this is a toothbrush, too, doesn't mean it is any safer to use it to go ATM.