got piss?

A 50-year-old man arrested after police said he urinated into milk and left bodily fluids inside a home is believed to be the naked bandit who has terrorized women for years by sneaking into their homes and tickling sleeping victims.

Police said Thomas Blacine was arrested over the weekend when a police dog tracked his scent to a sport utility vehicle parked near the 700 block of East Second Street after a woman said she was fondled in her sleep.

Wow, that Expedition ad couldn't be positioned in a worse place. Either, the company should push the Florida Department of Tourism to start a new campaign—“Florida: ‘Our Pervs Are Ford Tough’”—or it should push the newspaper to adjust the Google Ad Search tool so its products aren't featured in stories that include words like “urinated,” “terrorized,” or “arrested.”

Of course, Bronco sales did increase after O.J. tried very slowly to evade capture in one, so who knows?

Any publicity is good publicity, I guess.