Okay, Smarty Pants, You Explain It, Then

Oh the smoldering eyes!

Back in 2007, Donatella Versace's F/W 2007 collection was inspired by the Father “Gorgeous Georg” Gänswein, Pope Benedict’s personal secretary. And now, I just opened up a lovely present from Rome and…Lo and behold! The Vatican Poster Boy Calendar for 2009 by Piero Pazzi!

No, seriously. It's the Holy See-approved montage of some of the hottest men in collar and such. Just too bad that they are all seminarians/priests/committed to that silly thing called celibacy.


Vatican III: Pay more attention to the ladies: in this day and age, it's too expensive to continue fucking the altar boys.