“Whoa-oh, Here, She Comes. Watch Out, Boy. She'll Chew You Up”

Barbie turned 50 this year, but what does that mean for her sex symbol status? Well, the blond bombshell is officially a cougar! And she can work a pole better than Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler. Yup, Barbie’s still got it and as this fake commercial explains, it’s mostly thanks to “dream botox” and her kung-fu grip!


Dude, if you can't take a little sag, you shouldn't hunt cougar.