Abortions Just Got Yummier!

At last, EVERYBODY can have “one in the oven” with the deliciously disturbing Fetus Cookie Cutter!

That's right — you can now bake cookies that look like little fetuses. According to our vast knowledge of the human reproductive process, the cookies are shaped like fetuses approximately 4 months along on their journey.

Imagine the expression on the teacher's face when your kid hands out oatmeal or chocolate chip fetuses to all the students. We can almost hear the Principal calling now.

The Fetus Cookie Cutter comes in a clear plastic box with a photo of a fetus cookie behind the cutter. We THINK it is stainless steel, though it might be aluminum.

Hey, anyone can bake cookies shaped like circles or trees or hearts — But it takes a special kind of person to make these babies. Just stamp your fetuses out of cookie dough, pop them in the oven, and then let them gestate for a few minutes. When they're done, your kitchen will be filled with the enchanting aroma of fresh baked fetuses. You'll almost imagine them singing, “We're your fetus! Get ready to eat us!”


Somethings are clearly in poor taste—or so I've heard. Me, I've been fortunate enough never to have been exposed to any of them.

What can I tell you? I've lived a charmed life.