“Obey Your Thirst” Bitch

It's true: a black man's semen is as refreshing as a carbonated lemon/lime soft drink—and when we're drinking alcohol, it 's as intoxicating as a Margarita. True story. Make sure all the barely legal, white women you know get the facts.

Of course, they wouldn't have to get their facts on this site if they paid attention in class during Black History month. The “Semen: Tastes like Splooge” campaign has been a part of the curriculum since the early'70s. There shouldn't be a woman alive who doesn't know this by now.

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