Sláinte!

LeeSee mentioned that she enjoyed a Monster® Energy drink every morning, which made me recall a beverage I'd enjoyed at a bar during the Monster® promotional days. Back then, they were trying to get bartenders to come up with cocktails that used their product—like Red Bull® had done so successfully— with the typical mixed results. I recall the drink I had for one reason:

• one half can(s) Monster Energy Drink


• 1 oz Tanqueray No 10 Gin


• 1.25 oz Orange Curacao


• 1.50 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

It had a catchy name: Monster Under the Bed Masturbating Watching a 10-Year Old Sleep.

For reasons that escape me, the Monster® people never promoted it much. Who knows why. I mean, really, who doesn't enjoy a refreshing, gin-based libation?

Anyway, the next time I order one, I'll think of LeeSee.