Do I Spit or Swallow? It's Burger King, Jackass. Who Doesn't Spit BK Out?

Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A-1® Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.



Hell, you put crispy onions and mayonnaise on anything, and I'll blow it—for $6.25.

That's right: You have to pay me $6.25. I'm a whore, not a slut. (Why? What Have You Heard?)