Monday, November 23, 2009

“Pop It, Push It, Rock and Roll It. Can't Control It? I'll Come Hold It” – FreakNasty

Apparently, a long time ago (2006), in a party far, far away—the after-party celebrating her debut as the anchor of the CBS Evening News—Katie Couric took it out on the dance floor and dropped it, like it was hot.

I know you're questioning yourselves, and I know the answer you're wrestling with. If it helps, I'll give you mine first: The answer is, Yes, if she dropped it, I would pick it up—in a minute.

Whoops, too late.

Someone beat me to it.

Which brings me to this The Truth* Public Service Address: Parents, when the kids have to come get you off the dance floor, it's time to go home. Go before your daughter makes the face of shame her eldest made for that photograph, which was clearly brought on by Katie mistaking her daughter's touch for a suitor's and hollering, “Can mama get a little whut-whut?!” (Yes, I read lips, too.)

Thanks, Gawker, a name never more appropriate than now.


Blogger reenee said...

I don't know what's funnier, the pictures or your "whut-whut" comment. Thanks Biff, you never disappoint when I need a good laugh.

10:21 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

I live to serve, Mistress.

5:59 PM  

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