History Comes Alive (or Undead)

Before the Union was preserved, before the slaves were free, before Buffy was vampire-slaying, there was Abe — Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. And I can hardly wait.

I know what you're thinking: “3D? Really?" One, yes, you purist, really. This is a story so real, it has to be told in 3D. Two, 3D? Really? That's your problem with this?