I Am So Getting One of These

This is a completely hand-made by me, crocheted hat made to look like a breast when worn by a baby/toddler/child, while nursing!

It's made of 100% organic cotton, and is very soft and warm. You have the option of a pink nipple or a brown one and I can also make it in a different skin tone, or size, if you'd like

Four out of five babies surveyed* said breast milk tasted more awesome while they were wearing a boob beanie.

Said one baby, through a translator, “It's like the crocheted nipple served as an antennae for every pleasurable thing in the room, channeled all that goodness through my fontanel — or pleasure center, as we babies call it — and delivered that amplified ecstacy to my taste buds, uncut, pure as my itty, bitty soul. When the milk hit my tongue after that, it was like a rave in my mouth, little glow sticks exploding in my brain.

“Don't ask me to explain the science behind it. I'm just a baby. What do I know from science? What I do know is, if you love your baby, you know, really love him, you'll get him boob beanie.”


*Actual babies survey = 0.