ABC News Online Says, "Big Bums allow humans to run." Expect Outrage from Family Groups and Then an Apology from the Network Shortly Thereafter

Humans were born to run and evolved from ape-like creatures into the way they look today probably because of the need to cover long distances and compete for food, scientists have said.

From tendons and ligaments in the legs and feet that act like springs and skull features that help prevent overheating, to well-defined buttocks that stabilise the body, the human anatomy is shaped for running.

So, that's that, then. I don't have a big ass: I have a well-stabilized body.

Jealous?