Wednesday, November 17, 2004

What Is This "Orgasm" You Speak Of? Can You Show It to Me?

Among human societies the most advanced orgasmically are purported to be the women of Mangaia, a southern Cook Island in central Polynesia. Mangaian boys go through a series of initiation rites into adulthood. Part of the initiation includes being instructed in methods of stimulating women to maximum sexual pleasure. Indeed, Mangaian women are expected to attain orgasm during intercourse each time; if not, the Magnaian man who fails to please her loses his status in the island's society.

Honestly, is there somewhere on this planet a class or caste system, some social organization, in which I don't form the bottom rung, constitute the Untouchable class? Really? Where is it? I'm dying to know.

2 Comments:

Blogger Circa Bellum said...

Okay, let's be sure I got this right.

First they mutilate my penis. Then I receive a crash course in female anatomy from an aging and likely overweight polynesian woman.

All this as a prelude to becoming a sex-monkey for some grass skirted bully who will blab to everybody if I don't make it good for her?

3:21 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

No one said satisfying a woman was easy, CB. If it were, everyone would do it.

4:02 PM  

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