"I Asked Him if He Had 21 Anuses. He Began Nodding. Then, He Said, "Si. Oh, Si," before Giggling Himself into a Heap

My friend Rebecca is a prosecutor and, whenever I see her, I insist she fill me in on her recent cases. Though most involve routine litigation, she occasionally tells a gem of a tale.

The last time I asked, she told me about the Anus Motion.

And then she told me about her latest case.

[rimshot]

Thank you. I'm here all week.