"All Those that Contend with Me Suck Cock by Choice"

The TV show Deadwood has taken the art of cussin' to new heights. Fans of the show are even known as fucknuts. But despite what you may have heard, Deadwood is not all blowjobs, cocksuckers and titlickers.

That's true, but just like in real life, that's why you tune in, why you get up in the morning, why you put up with all the boring-ass other shit -- because the fun part of life comes from the joys to be had on the extremes, in the moments where there are cursing, cocksucking and titlicking going on. All those other moments -- the rainbows, the butterflies coming to rest on babies' noses, the quiet walks on the beach where two footprints in the sand become one and god is carrying you -- all that shit is filler.