If I See Just One More Person Reading that Damned Book, I Swear. . .

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"Him? Biff Loman?" my neighbors will say. "Great guy: kind to dogs and kids, good to his mother."

"So," the reporter will ask, "You don't think he did it, shot 50 innocent strangers from the bell tower, while screaming, 'I kill one Ann Coulter and, before I can enjoy the moment, another appears to torment me!'?"

"Oh, no, he did it," my neighbors will say. "Hell, it's all he ever talked about."