"That Hedgehog Would Bite You."
We contacted a member of the International Association of Witchdoctors this morning for a comment. He told us: 'This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors. . . .'
On the matter of premature ejaculation, he added: 'Mix one teaspoon of powdered ocelot spleen with Red Bull under a full moon. Drink one hour before attempting penetration while sitting in a pentacle formed by toad skulls.'
The difference between the two, between a licensed witch doctor and an unlicensed witch doctor, apparently, is the difference between feeling silly and embarrassed and feeling silly and embarrassed while listening to a member of the medical profession say, "We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
posted by Biff Loman at 2:45 PM
2 Comments:
..severe lacerations to his wedding tackle..
Obviously he needed Little Richard along to holler, "Woo! Look out! Look out!"
Yeah, I'm thinking he could handle the "Help me! Somebody help me!" all on his own.
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