Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Well, Fudge, If They're Going to Do that Stuff, They Might as Well Be Baptists

A jealous nun appeared in court charged with threats to kill and an arson attack on a priest's house - after she caught him in bed with a married woman. . . .

At the court hearing Sister De Sousa also claimed to have had two abortions as a result of having unprotected sex with Father Carmelo and also showed several love letters from him.

She told the hearing: "I just flipped when I came to the house and caught him in bed with another woman who is married.

"We had been together four years and I had even had two abortions because of him."


Sex out of wedlock, adultery, abortion, arson, all of that stuff was okayed in Vatican II. Seriously, check the footnotes. It's in there.

Sadly, homosexuality's still immoral. What are you going to do?

4 Comments:

Blogger Biff Loman said...

One of the blessing of holiness is knowing where to draw the line.

But given the tolerance the Church seems to have for pedophilia, that line appears to still be in play.

If gay people can hold on just a little longer, they might find themselves on the salvation side of it. Why they would want to is beyond my lay mind's comprehension.

But in my defense, I am Satan's plaything.

6:45 PM  
Blogger LeeSee said...

70 years old, and the old coot manages to get that thing to work? Impressive.

But not for long if "Sister" catches him out and about.

6:58 PM  
Blogger reenee said...

I'd whack it off...oh wait... were you referring to the nunny one?

9:12 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Yeah, he's lucky. He could've been dating this woman.

10:07 PM  

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