"If You Build It, He Will Come"

Four Italians have constructed what they believe is the world's first full-sized chocolate igloo but they have yet to solve an age-old problem.

It still melts.

Biff: "Is this Heaven?"

Marco: "No, it's Perugia."

Biff: "Funny, I could've sworn this was Heaven."

Marco: "Heaven is the place where dreams come true."

Biff: "Okay, but if Monica Belluci is in that igloo melting chocolate on her inner thighs and licking the excess from her fingers, we're going to have to revisit this issue."