His Girlfriend Turned Him in, Huh? Well, the Female Is the Deadlier of the Species.
Dummy Bryan Boniface could lose his job at Madame Tussauds — after posing for snaps groping star waxworks.
One shows him pulling down Kylie Minogue’s hotpants and kissing her bum. . . .
Bryan’s ex Sofia Oliveira leaked the shots when their romance ended.
Living in a country where men regularly pleasure themselves with roadkill, I have to say, this could have been much worse -- much, much worse.
posted by Biff Loman at 11:53 PM
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Everyone needs a hobby, did any of these wax figures complain?
It could have been so much worse.
The wax figure pictures were no big deal. The mug shot on the other hand after being caught engaging in sexual congress with an animal carcass is much, much worse.
Jeeezus! Can't these guys find dates? Human ones? Alive?
At least, the guy in Seattle had an excuse. His wife perserved his Kodak moment, banging the family pitbull on the porch, with her cellphone camera, without his knowledge or consent.
This doofus gave his girlfriend these pictures. Frankly, I think she showed remarkable restraint waiting until after the relationship was over to show these to someone else.
I mean, I don't know him, but, based on what I've seen, I wouldn't be surprised to find he gave her these pictures for her birthday or their anniversary or something.
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