Overheard in New York
Flight attendant: The captain has advised us that our flying time will be quick, at an altitude of high and a speed of fast.
AirTran flight attendant over intercom: We hope you ladies and gentlemen had a nice flight, and we ask that you all press your faces against the windows so Delta can see what a full flight looks like.
Flight Attendant: Thank you for flying US Airways, and have a happy... happy... what the hell holiday is this? Columbus? Psssh, that ain't no holiday. Have a good week!
"Columbus. Why the hell does our nation celebrate the failure of a person who wasn't even an American citizen?" he asked as he wrote his Thanksgiving Day shopping list.
posted by Biff Loman at 11:57 AM
2 Comments:
Wow. They make announcements? Cool. Usually, since I'm busy opening those tiny little bottles after I've gone from the bar to the airplane, I never knew that.
They're funny as long as I'm not trapped in that large, heavier-than-air tube of air-borne bacteria and fungi listening to them. If I'm on the flight, I'm usually too miserable to find the humor in anything they say.
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