I Mean, It's Possible. I Just Don't Think It's Likely
Jennifer Turner says she was trying on clothes at Target last week when she looked in the mirror of the fitting room and saw the reflection of a man on a ladder peering down at her.
Turner, 26, was shocked.
"No one has ever seen me nude except for my doctor and my husband, " Turner said. "There was nowhere to hide."
Now Turner and her husband have hired a lawyer who has written a letter to Target demanding an explanation and threatening legal action.
She didn't get the name of the tall, thin, blondhaired man on the ladder, but she assumes he was a maintenance worker.
This whole incident is a Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow and a “Is that a hammer hanging from your tool belt or are you just enjoying the view?” away from a really good porn movie.
By the way, am I the only one not buying the whole “only my plastic surgeon and my husband have seen me naked” story?
posted by Biff Loman at 11:50 PM
2 Comments:
'Her husband, a manager at Tires Plus in Seminole, says he's angry because "there's a guy out there who knows what my wife looks like naked."'
Dude, I got news for you, everyman that read this article, and looked at the picture knows what your wife looks like naked. Trust me. Fantasy is a powerful thing...
Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
By the way, am I the only one not buying the whole “only my plastic surgeon and my husband have seen me naked” story?
I ain't buying it either.
By the way, nice tats.
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