"It's $20, Same as in Town"

Florida state Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting an undercover male officer for sex at a park in Central Florida, according to police.

Investigators said Allen was acting suspicious and went in and out of the men's restroom at Veteran's Memorial Park, located on East Broad Street.

Minutes later, authorities said, Allen solicited the male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. …

Allen, is a former Little League volunteer who also donated time to the Boys and Girls Club, serving on its board of directors.

The Merritt Island resident was born in 1958 and moved to Brevard County in 1964. He attended the University of Central Florida and Florida State University.

He has a wife and a child, according the official Web site of the Florida House of Representatives.

Allegedly, he offers to blow them at a discounted Family rate.

I use to think Republicans were uptight about sex because they weren't getting any. Now, I realize they're pissed off about it because they aren't getting it at the prices they want.

You'd think that of all persons, the Invisible Hand of the Marketplace would provide them with with a good price or, barring that, a decent reach-around.

You'd be wrong, of course.