All Right, Ladies! Come and Get It

Have you reached a place in your life where you have attained substantial success? Are you a very busy executive or a businessman with very little time? Are you a caring individual who loves and wants to share the finer things in life? Whether you want to have an ExtraMarital Affair or just love to pamper a special someone, you are at the right place!

Our philosophy goes back to the cave ages - Men want the younger and more attractive women.

And, women, want the man with the bigger and more sheltered cave. The able provider and strong protector. This translates today to a man having the means of providing a woman with all the possible comforts and luxuries. Money and Power. Qualities that are irresistible to women.

Over the years, society has tried to set rules (whether it be having an ExtraMarital affair or Pre-Marital Sex) as to what's "right" and what is "wrong". Attraction to Money, Power, and Physical Beauty is in our genes. It's about time we lost the games and lived life the way WE want to - by following our instincts.

Since money is a relatively recent invention, you should probably ignore that part about attraction to money being in our genes. Clearly, that's just the ho' in the writer talking. Or a typo.

The rest of it, though, is spot on. That since the Dawn of Man, it has been the 90-year-old, erectile-dysfunctioned, colostomy-bagged cave men who have led the hotties back to their caves with the trappings of his success and the effluvia of their incontinence.

Thanks to the Web and Viagra, we no longer have to wander in the Sugar Daddy darkness. Biological destiny is just a mouse-click away.