Oh, Canada! Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow
It doesn't matter what you put on your pizza at this delivery joint, it's still hotter than the average slice.
Local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman has launched Porno Pizza, a delivery-only pizza business that places pornography where you would usually find only cardboard -- under the pizza.
Customer: What's that?
Pizza boy: What?
Customer: That. On the side of the box.
Pizza boy: Oh, that. That's, um, dipping sauce, you know, for the crust.
Customer: I didn't order any … Oh. Eww. EWW.
Dude, you going to have take at least $5.00 off if you expect me to accept this.
posted by Biff Loman at 4:30 PM
1 Comments:
"You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator."
While most of us in blogland are indeed guilty of this most of the time, you, Biff, are the reigning champ.
But, we have high hopes.
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