I'm Getting Help. I'm at Step 8 in My 12 Step Program: “Cut Yourself Off from Everyone Who Would Prevent You from Drinking” What?

There is a new flavor of condoms in town. Whiskey flavored. Ideal for that special woman or man in your life who likes more than their liquor hard. Also perfect for when you need to stop that more casual someone, from sobering up.

Marketed under the name of “McCondom” apparently they are available all over pubs and clubs (bar) toilets around Ireland and Scotland.

If you are so inclined you can purchase them here for around $3.25 US.


At first blush, there doesn't seem to be a niche for this product, but after the bars have closed, who amongst us hasn't been so desperate for another taste of that sweet, brown nectar that he wouldn't suck whiskey-flavored goo off a condom-clad man-sicle for just one more remembrance of drinks past? Come on: show of hands.

Just me?

Wow, um, this is awkward.